With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair Tee – Funny Balding & Dad Bod Shirt
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- About this item
😂 Easy humor paired with an easy fit with our With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair Shirt ⭐
This humorous tee brings an easy sense of confidence to everyday wear. The print delivers a friendly joke that suits anyone who embraces thinning hair, a dad bod, or a relaxed attitude about both. The fabric keeps a soft touch, and the unisex cut offers a comfortable fit for most body types. It works well for casual outings, barbecues, family events, or quiet weekends at home. The design holds up to regular washing while staying smooth and clear.
😄 A Humorous Gift for Anyone Who Laughs at Their Own Style 🎁
Give someone a tee that turns self-confidence into a joke worth sharing. This shirt suits men who take their bald head or dad-bod charm in stride and enjoy a bit of playful honesty. It works well for casual days, weekend outings, or moments when a light joke helps keep the mood easy. Soft, comfortable, and simple to wear, it makes a thoughtful choice for dads, husbands, uncles, or friends who appreciate humor that feels relaxed and good-natured.
Why You’ll Love Our With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair Shirt:
✅ Soft and comfortable for regular use
✅ A playful message that always gets a reaction
✅ Unisex cut with a relaxed everyday fit
✅ Durable print that keeps its shape over time
✅ Easy to pair with jeans or shorts
Product Features:
- Ultra-Soft Ring-Spun Cotton – Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton (30 singles) for a soft, smooth feel and enhanced comfort.
- Lightweight & Versatile – 4.5 oz./yd² (US) / 7.5 oz./L yd (CA) fabric weight makes it perfect for everyday wear, layering, or custom printing.
- Color-Specific Fabric Blends– Antique Colors & Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester, Dark Heather & Heather Colors: 65% polyester / 35% cotton, Graphite Heather: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
- High Stitch Density for Printing – Softstyle fabric offers a smooth, stable surface ideal for screen printing, DTG, or heat transfers.
- Modern Classic Fit– Features a flattering modern fit with a narrow rib collar for a clean, contemporary look.
- Enhanced Durability & Comfort– Includes taped neck and shoulders for added comfort and long-lasting wear.
- Tear-Away Label– Tear-away tag allows for easy rebranding or itch-free wear.
- Sustainably Made– Produced using OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact dyes and in partnership with Better Cotton to support sustainable cotton farming globally.
👉 Add this shirt to your cart and keep the mood light with a joke that speaks for itself.
Size & Care Instructions:
📏 Size Chart Available – Check our sizing guide to find the perfect fit.
🧼 Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and iron inside out for long-lasting wear.
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- FAQ
- What is your return and refund policy?
All of our garments are made to order for each customer. Therefore, items cannot be returned or refunded unless they are defective or incorrect. Once an order is placed, it is immediately sent to production, so changes cannot be made if reported the next day. Please double-check your order details before confirming your purchase.
- Can I cancel my order?
Orders CANNOT be canceled after they are placed, as payment is processed automaticallyand production begins immediately.
- How long does it take to receive my order?
Each item is made to order, with fulfillment taking 2-3 business days. Shipping times vary based on location:
USA: 3-10 business days
Europe: 10-20 business days
Worldwide: 10-27 business days.
- What is Priority Shipment?
Priority Shipment accelerates the production process so your order is processed and shipped as quickly as possible. However, once it leaves our facility, any carrier delays are beyond our control.
- How can I ensure my print details are correct?
To avoid errors, please carefully review your order details, including text, colors, and design placement, before confirming your purchase.
The design will be printed exactly as entered.
We do not modify or correct text errors, so please double-check spelling and details. If the incorrect info was due to an error in the order placement, we cannot offer a refund or replacement, as all items are custom-made based on the details provided at checkout.
Tip: Always review your confirmation email after ordering to ensure all details are correct!
- How do I choose the correct size?
Since this is apparel, please ensure you select the correct size before placing your order. For your convenience, a size guide is available at checkout. https://adorbcustomtees.com/pages/size-guide
Reminder: Customized items cannot be returned or refunded. Double-check your size to ensure the perfect fit for your body frame.
- What if my item is damaged or incorrect?
If you receive a damaged, defective, or incorrect item, emailhello@adorbcustomtees.comwith photo proof. We may offer a replacement, refund, or store credit depending on the situation.
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- Shipping & Returns📅 Order today to get by Dec 10–Dec 19🔁 Returns & exchanges not accepted🚚 Free shipping📍 Ships from: Hallandale Beach
Where do you ship from?
All of our products are printed & shipped in Hallandale Beach, Florida However, if you place an international order, we may redirect your order to one of our international warehouses for faster shipping!
Can I track my package?
You bet! All orders come with full tracking. We will send you the tracking as soon as your order ships - Tracking may take up to 48hr to update by the carrier
How long will it take to get my order?
Fulfillment time can range from 2-3 days depending on volume, as each garment is made to order.
Shipping times once your product is shipped:
USA -3-10 Business Days
Europe -10-20 Days
Worldwide - 10-27 Business Days
Do you ship worldwide?
Yes!, We definitely do.
To estimate when you can expect your order, please refer to the time frame below:
Unit: business days
Product
Production Time
Shipping Time
Apparel 2 - 3 days
3 - 10 days
Canvas 2 - 5 days
5 - 10 days
Poster 2 - 5 days
5 - 10 days
Other 2 - 5 days
5 - 10 days
Please note:
- The above time frame is only applied for orders to the US with standard shipping methods.
- The majority of our orders are processed and shipped within the time frame we offer above. However, the time period above is only approximate and can differ in individual cases. Some items/orders may require a longer ship-out and/or delivery time frame.
- International orders: It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs. We have no influence on the customs process and apologize for any inconvenience due to delivery delays resulting from this.
- For order including Canvas/ Poster: Cannot be delivered to PO Box. Product will be shipped separately to ensure safe delivery. Free shipping policies are not applied.
- When order is ready to be shipped, a tracking link will be sent to your email so you can follow your package all the way home.
INCORRECT ADDRESS
Make sure you provide the correct address at checkout because:- If there is incorrect or missing information that we can detect on our end, we may be required to contact you for an update on the delivery information, which can cause delays in delivering your order.
- We are not responsible if your order gets delivered to the wrong address or returned to sender (as all of the items would be donated right after they come back to our warehouse)
If you contact the final mile carrier after the order has left our warehouse and ask them to forward or redirect your parcel, we are not responsible if that parcel gets lost, stolen, or damaged.
Customer service is our #1 priority and we will do whatever we can to take care of you. Thank you for considering AdorbCustomTees.com and if you have any questions, please don't hesitate to contact us via: hello@adorbcustomtees.com!
