Woodrow Wasted 4th of July Shirt – Wilson Patriotic Drinking T-Shirt
Printed in Miami, FL
100% Soft, Organic & Quality Cotton
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About this item
⭐ Get presidentially plastered in style with our Woodrow Wasted T-Shirt — because history’s better with booze! ⭐
The Woodrow Wasted 4th of July T-Shirt is your go-to unisex tee for sipping, celebrating, and standing out. Featuring a party-ready twist on President Woodrow Wilson — complete with shades, a red cup, and a good time — this shirt delivers maximum laughs with minimum effort.
Perfect for summer parties, Independence Day bashes, or casual hangouts, this breathable crew neck tee is made to wear all day (and all night) while turning heads and raising glasses.
🎁 A Perfect Gift for Party Animals, History Fans, and Red Cup Regulars 👕
Looking for a funny gift with historic charm? The Woodrow Wasted T-Shirt is a hit for your drinking buddies, dad, boyfriend, or any friend who loves a good pun. Ideal for July 4th, birthday barbecues, bachelor parties, or just chilling with the squad — it’s witty, wearable, and wonderfully wasted.
Why You’ll Love the Woodrow Wasted T-Shirt:
✅ Comfy unisex fit for all-day wear
✅ Soft cotton blend that breathes easy
✅ Funny Wilson graphic with shades & drink
✅ Great for parties, patriotic holidays, or gifting
✅ A guaranteed laugh every timeProduct Features:
- Lightweight Comfort – 4.5 oz./yd² fabric (7.5 oz./L yd in CA) offers a breathable, everyday fit.
- Soft & Durable – Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel and lasting quality.
- Blended Options – Antique colors & Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/polyester), Dark Heather & Heather colors (65/35), Graphite Heather (50/50).
- Smooth Print Surface – High stitch density provides a clean canvas for vibrant prints.
- Flattering Fit – Modern classic fit with a narrow rib collar for a polished look.
- Reinforced Durability – Taped neck and shoulders reduce wear and maintain shape.
- Tear Away Label – For added comfort and easy branding.
- Eco-Conscious – Made with OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact dyes and supports Better Cotton™ practices globally.
🔥 Celebrate freedom, fun, and founding fathers — get your Woodrow Wasted 4th of July Shirt now and drink like it’s 1776! 🔥
Size & Care Instructions:
📏 Size Chart Available – Check our sizing guide to find the perfect fit.
🧼 Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and iron inside out for long-lasting wear.
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FAQ
What is your return and refund policy?
All of our garments are made to order for each customer. Therefore, items cannot be returned or refunded unless they are defective or incorrect. Once an order is placed, it is immediately sent to production, so changes cannot be made if reported the next day. Please double-check your order details before confirming your purchase.
Can I cancel my order?
Orders CANNOT be canceled after they are placed, as payment is processed automatically and production begins immediately.
How long does it take to receive my order?
Each item is made to order, with fulfillment taking 2-3 business days. Shipping times vary based on location:
USA: 3-10 business days
Europe: 10-20 business days
Worldwide: 10-27 business days.What is Priority Shipment?
Priority Shipment accelerates the production process so your order is processed and shipped as quickly as possible. However, once it leaves our facility, any carrier delays are beyond our control.
How can I ensure my print details are correct?
To avoid errors, please carefully review your order details, including text, colors, and design placement, before confirming your purchase. The design will be printed exactly as entered.
We do not modify or correct text errors, so please double-check spelling and details. If the incorrect info was due to an error in the order placement, we cannot offer a refund or replacement, as all items are custom-made based on the details provided at checkout.
Tip: Always review your confirmation email after ordering to ensure all details are correct!
How do I choose the correct size?
Since this is apparel, please ensure you select the correct size before placing your order. For your convenience, a size guide is available at checkout. Size guide
Reminder: Customized items cannot be returned or refunded. Double-check your size to ensure the perfect fit for your body frame.
What if my item is damaged or incorrect?
If you receive a damaged, defective, or incorrect item, email hello@adorbcustomtees.com with photo proof. We may offer a replacement, refund, or store credit depending on the situation.
What happens if I enter the wrong address?
Please ensure your address is correct at checkout. If an incorrect address is detected, we may contact you for corrections, which could cause delays. We are not responsible for orders sent to the wrong address.
Have more questions? You can contact us through our contact page! We will be happy to assist you.
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Shipping & Returns📅 Order today to get by Jul 30–Aug 8🔁 Returns & exchanges not accepted🚚 Free shipping📍 Ships from: Hallandale Beach
